Yo Momma

  Yo mama so short she have to look up to look down.
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  Yo momma's breath is so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck.
Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
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  Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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  Yo Momma so fat, not even Bill Gates could pay for her liposuction!
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  Yo mamma is so ugly...

...she put the Boogie man outta business.
...she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
...when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already."
...when she applied for the ugly contest they told her "No Professionals".
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