Short Jokes

  When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

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  Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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  "Why can't Santa have children?"
"He only comes once a year."
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  Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He got the gas bill.
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  There are three types of people in the world. Those you can count and those who can't.
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