Redneck Jokes

  Why is difficult to solve a redneck murder?
There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
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  You might be a nascar loving redneck if...
1. when you pull into your driveway your kids run out with a jack and wrench to change your tires.
2. when you get in your car, you climb through the drivers side window.
3. you refer to your family as "the pitcrew"
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  You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion and come back with a date.
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  Q: How do you know when you are a redneck?
A: You won't let your wife touch your stuff when you die until she's 14.
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  Q.What does the Royal English family and rednecks have in common?
A. They both keep it in the family.
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