Scottish Jokes

  Jock's nephew came to him with a problem. "I have my choice of two women," he said, "a beautiful, penniless young girl whom I love dearly, and a rich old widow whom I can't stand."
"Follow your heart; marry the girl you love," Jock counseled.
"Very well, Uncle Jock," said the nephew, "that's sound advice."
"By the way," asked Jock "where does the widow live?"
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  A Scottish newspaper ad. "Lost - a £5 note. Sentimental value."
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  Mr Sinclair, the old Scottish earl, writes to his son:
I sent you ten pounds, as you requested. But remember - Ten is written with one zero, not two.
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  Why are they putting Englishmen at the bottom of the ocean?
They found out that deep down, they’re really not so bad.
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  Why are so many Scottish churches circular?
So nobody can hide in the corners during the collection.
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