Female Jokes

  How are girls and mermaids similar?
They both look like girls... from the waist up, and they both smell like fish from the waist down.
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  Why do wives close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to look at their husband having fun.
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  Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
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  Q: Why do not men trust women?
A: How can you trust someone after bleeding a week is not dead yet...
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  "What is the woman?
"An animal that lives near the man's house and feeds with his happy days..."
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