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  Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.
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  Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
Tim Allen
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  Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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  He who laughs last didn't get it.
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  When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him to keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
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