Little Mary

  Little Mary ask her mother: "Mom, why is daddy bald?"
"Because he is smart" answer her mother.
Little Mary: "But why do you have so much hair on your head?"
"Eat and shut up!"
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  Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.
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  A teacher said to her little student Mary, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."

Little Mary thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see... Fun period... fun period... fun no period... worry worry worry!"
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  Little Mary and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, little Mary asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
Little Mary then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
Little Mary, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, little Mary and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
Little Mary shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
Little Mary said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
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  Little Mary asks her mother: "Mother, why is daddy bald?"
"Because he is very smart and he have to think about many things."
"Mother, why do you have so much hair?"
"Eat your soup and shut up!"
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