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  Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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  There are three types of people: some who know how to count and others who do not know...
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  If you help someone, you see that he will remember you next time when he needs help.
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  The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William J. Shakespeare. His father was Mr. Shakespeare, and his mother was Mrs. Shakespeare. He wrote during the era in which he lived. Actually, Shakespeare wasn't written by Shakespeare but by another man named Shakespeare.
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  Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
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