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  Blacks, Whites, Mexicans

What do you call two blacks at a lunch?
Friends hanging out.

What do you call two whites at a lunch?
Fu*king queers.

What do you call two mexicans at a lunch?
Friends hanging out.
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  A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?" "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."
"Okay."
After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"
"Si, senor."
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  What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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  What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? A white fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time...". A black fairy tale starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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  Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!"
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